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TIFU by accidentally texting my ex of 3 years

This fuck up just happened, and I feel like a complete moron.

I work 12 hour overnight shifts from 6pm-6am and it can get pretty boring in the wee morning hours when there’s nothing going on. It’s 3am, I’m scrolling through tiktok, and there’s a trend where people post screenshots of text conversations they’ve had with their ex’s asking themselves why they were with them in the first place. I’m bored, so I decide to (try) and do the same thing. I found a heated conversation I’d had with my ex in 2020. We dated for a little over a year on and off, it was not a healthy relationship, things ended pretty badly and he was the one who broke up with me twice. Anyway, I’m scrolling through the conversation with my ex, thinking about how lucky I am to have my current boyfriend and how grateful I am to be in a healthy relationship after some of the shit I’ve been through… when my phone decides this would be a GREAT time to “emphasize” one of the texts in the middle of the argument. Which of course sends him a notification! At 3am. Have I mentioned we haven’t spoken for 3 years???

Needless to say I panicked, blocked his number, deleted all of our messages, and double checked he’s still blocked on all other forms of social media. I know in the grand scheme of things this is relatively small but I am so mortified right now lmao.

Edit for more context: I did not save our texts purposely. I save every text message I’ve ever received ever, even spam and wrong numbers. I do not ever go through old messages, and when he and I broke up I deleted every photo of him/us, and removed him from all of my social media. He is also the reason I downloaded tiktok and he created my account for me years ago. The conversation in question was how he made plans with me to meet his family for the first time on Christmas, and then forgot about me and didn’t speak to me until the next day, and how I was hurt by this behavior; which he was angry at. If anything good came out of this, I was at least able to see my growth in relationships and never allow myself again to be treated or spoken to the way he did.

TL;DR I tried to do a tiktok trend by screenshotting messages from my shitty ex from 3 years ago, ended up accidentally sending him a text at 3am.

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