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TIFU by making vulgar comment to my boss while he was in meeting.

This happened yesterday. I work in a fine dining kitchen, and I have been here for 6 months now. My executive chef (we will call him Andy) and I had worked together for 5 years at our old place of employment, so we are pretty close as far as coworkers go. Yesterday was a big day for me, because Andy asked me to come up with the next weekly feature. I had written down the ingredients I needed ordered, shared the recipe with him, he even knew how much product I needed. But when the truck shows up, none of my stuff is sent for delivery, and they say it will be next week before they can bring the right stuff. So I didn't have my product, and I was livid!

Andy is upstairs meeting with an older man (found out he is our food rep later). They were sitting at a table talking about new products. I politely interrupt to tell Andy the situation. He replies "sounds good, just write down what you need so I don't forget to order it. Without thinking about any of it, I responded "I'll get it tattooed on my dick and you can check it out whenever you want." Both of them are speechless. It takes a moment to process what I just said. Then as if it will fix what just happened, I say " what? At least then you can't lose it then. Then I shamefully walked away. Andy hasn't said anything to me yet, but oh my god I'm mortified!

TL;DR - My executive chef didn't order my ingredients, so I told him I'd tattoo my order on my dick so he could check it out any time.

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