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TIFU by taking a vitamin c pill in the dark

Let me set the scene it's 10pm we've just gotten home after going out and my boyfriend started to not feel great. He decided hey, we should take vitamin C pills to ward off the illness. He gets a pill... no problem vitamin c goodness.

He hands me the bottle I grab a pill perfectly normal. We both put the pill in our mouths. It tastes weird maybe it's the flavourless kind. It's a little hard and not melting in my mouth. Guess I have to bite it?

Crunch a sand like texture fills my mouth. I think naybe that's just how this pill breaks down. It's a little weird but you know everyone has medicine preferences. I chew a few times before he notices the crunch sound is still haplening.

Immediately he has concerns. So, I spit out a pastic casing. That's confusing, what's plastic in a pill bottle? Then we realise that I've bitten the silica gel packet from the pill bottle. Proceed to the next 20 minutes of freaking out and calling the poisons hotline.

Now I'm being monitered to make sure it didn't have a poisonous coating and I don't choke. Needless to say I'm not allowed to take pills in the dark anymore.

TLDR: I bit into a silica gel packet causing panic. Now I'm banned from getting pills in the dark.

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