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TIFU as my mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger and is now trying to get me to marry him

I had headphones on and was being a bit careless. Just casually scrolling through nudes I'd sent someone as I stood in front of the toaster. I had a bit of a fever that day too so was feeling quite disoriented, probably why I was so reckless. I regret that so much. I shouldn't be casually scrolling nudes in the kitchen with a strict traditional family ahh.

Suddenly my mom reached over me to take plates out from in front of me. I panic and close my phone and turn around. Both my mom's and sister's face is of slight shock and confusion, but I don't know if I'm imagining it as it's so subtle. No one says anything and we move on. I am tense the entire day. I can't tell if they saw? Sometimes she will not react in the moment then later barrage upon me.

Later she is cooking and comes up to me to show me boob shaped cheese. She laughs and makes a big deal of them. Confusing. Is she taunting me? Did she see? I'm so confused and anxious.

I'm up late on call with a friend when my mom storms in at 1am and starts berating me and saying that she saw me sending inappropriate photos. How dare I.

She mocked me and made a rubbing dick motion with her hands saying "wow imagine him doing that at you, and not even for payment, but for FREE?" Gosh she's so gross. (Also no idea why she made the free comment...I think she was baiting me to see if I do it for money?)

She said what if our family finds out? They all think I'm such an innocent good girl who does no wrong, they're always talking about how good I am but then if they knew this...that image would be shattered.

She said that clearly I need to get married. She demanded that I invite the man over to my house with his parents next weekend. The entire time I am ignoring her. I don't say anything. I am frozen and anxious and I'm still on call with my friend so I'm messaging him to not leave me, and just stay with me on call.

My mom says I have to invite the man over on the weekend with his parents. And that we have to talk about me marrying him.

This is someone who I've never seen the face of. I don't even know his name. He lives on the other side of the world. He's not going to marry me! I don't want to! I did invite him though, I extended the offer and said he should come with his parents. 😂 (To clarify, this was as a joke).

If a man is meant to marry me when he sees me nude - other men have seen me nude before too. Am I meant to invite them all to my home? Is seeing a woman nude basically a promise to marry them?? 🙄

TLDR: My mum saw me sending nudes to an internet stranger so is now trying to get me to marry him. I'm waiting for no one to turn up next weekend...eek.

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