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TIFU by eating too much cabbage

A few weeks ago I made a bet with my roommate. We do this more often when we are bored. Looking through the brochures, he saw that cabbage was on sale. Then he came up with the idea of ​​challenging me to eat 4 kilos of these white cabbage in 6 hours - and keep it inside of course. If I win, he would clean the apartment for 2 months. If I lose, then I have to. I didn't think what a lot 9 pounds of this stuff was (they're quite heavy). Although I haven't agreed yet, he ran straight to the nearest grocery store and came home with 2 white cabbage plants. I started laughing because the two plants didn't look like much. Confident in victory, I made fun of my roommate. I figured I'd just put the veggies in the blender with water and then drink. So I took about a quarter of a plant and, put them in about a liter of water and put them in the blender. So I just had to chug about 4l of this stuff in 6 hours. Sounds quite easy. Long story short: I managed the 4 kilograms in about five hours and 16 minutes. The stuff ended up tasting like pureed grass btw

After I had done all that, I was just extremely full from the large amount of liquid. But I felt quite well. But after a few hours my stomach was rumbling and I felt pressure increase inside me. I tried to relieve myself at the bathroom, which unfortunately didn't work. Over the next few hours, my belly grew to a size comparable to that of a nine month pregnant woman and that's not even an exaggeration. And I'm usually a slim guy. My roommate thought it was incredibly funny and took photos of my tummy to document it. I was so nauseous at the same time and the intestinal cramps were so bad that I cried. Held my stomach and hoped I didn't burst until about two hours later I was able to release the first poop. I shitted for almost half hour non-stop and I could feel how my whole abdomen was shrinking like a deflating ballon. At the end the bathroom stinks like someone had blown up a sulfur stink bomb. The smell was so bad even the towels in the bathroom stank like they had been washed in shit. At least I won the bet, my roommate had to clean all the mess and I was sick for another day from diarrhear and a sore tummy.

here is a picture of the plants I consumed

As proof that it really happened, pictures of my gut afterwards.

Don't click if you don't want to see a gross bloated male gut

TLDR: I ate 4 kilos of raw white cabbage due to a bet and got the worst bloating and Diarrhea

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