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TIFU by accidentally ghosting the girl I was supposed to go out with and not showing up at our date

So the plan was to go to a friend's birthday barbecue, go for some beer, go home, shower, rest a bit and then hang out with that girl. We'd probably go for a walk and then watch some movie at her house or something. I haven't seen her for quite a while (2 weeks I think) and I was really looking forward to it.

However my dumb ass drank a little too much and when I went home I just showered and then dropped dead. I already told her that I was a little drunk and told her to call me if I didn't reply to her messages at said time but that obviously didn't work cuz I was too deep in sleep. (7 texts 5 phone calls)

Worst thing is my dad came to wake me up at 22:30 and I said some shit like "okay 2 minutes" and I don't even remember saying that. She texted me at 21:00 (which was date time) and I replied to her (but I dont remember doing that either). The fact that I replied while I was half asleep, maybe even asleep, I don't even know, must've made her think that I wasn't actually asleep or something and that I intentionally just ghosted her after that and didn't show up. I woke up at 23:30 and tried to apologize but she was and probably still is mad. She has to wake up early tomorrow for a test and her parents go to bed kinda early, so going to her house at 23:30 wasn't possible.

I don't blame her, I am a huge prick. I knew that drinking before hanging out with her wasn't the best idea but I thought that the worst thing that could happen would be me saying some dumb shit during our date and making her laugh and I fucking love her laughter so I didn't really count the beers/whine I had. What hurts more is the fact that my idiocy made her even worry about me (she literally texted me "You're making me nervous"). I don't know how to properly apologize, I can't see her till next weekend because we both got exams and tons of studying and all I can do now is text her. I'd do anything for her but what I did was really fucking horrible (especially from her point of view) so I don't know if I deserve forgiveness. She went to bed before I managed to explain myself which means she has way too much time to overthink it and get sadder which really sucks.

TL;DR: TIFU by not showing up to a date because I was drunk and fell asleep before date time

judging my English won't do much, I have other things to be sad/sorry about so don't waste your muscle cells telling me my European teen English is shit, I already know that

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