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TIFU by telling a guy i’m going on a first date with tomorrow that my mom has a surprise for us

this happened roughly ten minutes ago.

so, i (20F) have been talking to this cute guy for a couple weeks on bumble. i’m really enjoying talking to him. he’s super sweet and funny, and has a lot of personality.

last week, he asked me what my ideal first date was and i said coffee because idk, i like coffee and talking!!! lol!! and we agreed to tuesday which is now tomorrow.

i’ve been really busy all week and lo and behold was just scrolling through fucking tiktok when it hit me— OUR DATE IS TOMORROW AND I DO NOT KNOW WHEN OR WHERE WE ARE MEETING. shit!

relevant background, my mom has also been asking me when i’m free on tuesday for an unspecified event. she will NOT give me details. she is very adamant that it is a surprise. i know it was “more expensive than the zoo, but less expensive than the concert we went to a couple weeks ago”. that’s IT. right?? super vague. i love my mom, she’s so excited about it lmao.

anyway, i hit ole pal with this message, which i have copied and pasted straight from the source: “also it just struck me that our date is tomorrow— when and where do you want to meet? i’m free until 3 PM :) my mom is apparently planning a surprise for us but she’s being very cryptic about what it is lol”

YEAH, SO I MEANT MY SISTER AND I. BUT GUESS HOW THAT SOUNDS?

he just went “oh boy okay” and i was like “sorry i hit you with that out of the blue!” MEANING BRINGING UP THE DATE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVO. BUT THIS COMMENT DID NOT HELP MY CASE

he was like “i’m just kinda socially anxious,” so i was like “oh i promise i’m really chill i just talk a lot! we can also go to this cool back room that’s not totally separate but it’s quieter with some cool windows :)” and he went “nah i’m good one on one i’m just nervous about meeting your mom”

it all clicked in that moment. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC

i am mortified. he is relieved. thank god he was still chill about it even when he thought he was meeting my mother. ON THE FIRST DATE. oh my god. lord have mercy on my soul. i’m gonna lose my fucking mind.

and yes, my mom did nearly piss herself laughing when i told her right before writing this post.

TL;DR — going on first date tomorrow with cute guy. told him i was free until 3 PM because my mom was planning some surprise for “us”, referring to me and my little sister. didn’t realize how that sounded. he was nice about it. i am currently eating my own foot

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