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TIFU by putting Nair on my vagina

Throwaway account so nobody I know sees this.

Today I F19 bought a new bottle of Nair as I was starting to get fed up of constantly shaving and getting razor rash. I have used Nair before so I wasn’t worried about all the horror stories I have heard of women getting chemical burns from Nair.

I started applying the product to my bikini line and everything was fine unfortunately for me I accidentally applied the Nair a bit further down than anticipated and got it on my labia. I thought fuck it nothing bad will happen. Famous last words right there. After I had applied the Nair everywhere I needed I started the process of watching TikTok’s whilst I waited for the timer to go off. The problem with that is that I had forgotten to set the timer and had it on for 10 more minutes than needed. I had a slight tingle down there but thought nothing of it but as I was clearing away the cream and hair it was becoming difficult and the tingle got worse. I decided to hop in the shower to get the rest off and that’s when the burning happened. Luckily I didn’t get the Nair over my entire labia so it wasn’t as extreme as it probably could have been. But as I applied soap to wash off the rest of the cream left behind. You would have thought someone had shot me. Holy shit it burned. I grabbed a mirror to take a look and as I had suspected it was all red and inflamed. I turned the water to cold and finished my shower.

Now I’m sat on my bed with sudocrem on my labia airing out as it is the only thing that is stopping this hell raising demon that is a chemical burn from hurting even more.

To put it simply. Ladies keep nair away from your labia.

TL;DR Put Nair on my labia. Now have a chemical burn.

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