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TIFU by being socially awkward in front of the girl i like

For context I 30(M) i grew up only child with a single mother (so family dynamics is something unknown to me) im getting to know this girl (26F) has a child and lives with her big family lets call her N . We aren’t dating yet because she needs time we both need time to get to know each other and to see if i would be a good male figure in her babys life.

Now for the story of how i f*cked up today So i got a message from N that she wanted to get her nails done and wanted to see if im availabe to take care of her child while she did that because for some reason the baby stays and is better behaved with me than whith her family or her for that matter. So i told her yes that i would pick him up latter and so i did, I had him with me all of the afternoon while i was walking back to Ns house i bumped into her moms girlfriend (most sexist gay person I’ve met) and she starts laughing at me and says from now on your name is not so and so your name is the baby sitter (she used a degrading word for baby sitter used in my country). I got mad but mostly hurt so i turned back and went to the park with the baby while i calmed down so after a while i went back to Ns house and as i reached i saw N and her entire family sitting in the front yard, as soon as her moms girlfriend saw me she started shouting at me the same word she called me a while back. Something i forgot to say im bipolar so certain things trigger me so i got angry and told her i dont like being called names but with a very rude tone then i handed N the baby and i left about a hour after i received a txt from N step mom saying thats how family jokes around and that in that house they show love like that.
TL;DR got pissed of and had a fit in front of the girl i like because i didn’t understand how family dynamics work and that they were joking around

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