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TIFU by driving off with another trucks keys on the side of my truck without knowing.

I am waiting to get pulled up for this...maybe...but today my collegues and i were loading up my small truck with another trucks keys (using the orange key to move the tail of the truck open and closed) because they couldn't find the original trucks keys.

When i closed the tail the pin didn't match with the lock (height wise) so my other coworker took the keys to mend it for me. I found tge original keys and took off because we had finished loading it up.

I was driving down the highway (about 10mins away from work hq) when i got a phone call from a work mate asking if i had the keys to her truck. I checked my pockets and said no. She then asked if our coworker had accidentally left them in the tail controller part.

I pulled over in tge emergency lane (for safety since i was on a highway) and sure enough there was the other trucks keys....i phoned my work mate saying that yes they were on the side of the truck. My gps said to get back i had to go another way and it would take 20mins.....40mins later i get back and drop off the keys. Apparently she got in trouble for using other trucks keys. My collegue got nothing and i am just waiting for my turn to get called in and yelled at for my fuck up...

I would have delivered my truck load early for once but got there at the usual times/abit later.

TL:DR: didn't check to see if my coworker left keys for another truck on the side of mine and drove down the highway. (Gave them back though eventually).

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