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TIFU by letting my cousins play on my vr

My cousins visited my house yesterday, so I though I would introduce them to vr. They were waiting for a game to load which took more time then they wanted, I was in my room watching the screen from my phone. All of the sudden I just see the screen shaking like crazy then twisting, so I go outside my room. What do I see? Those fuckers are twisting the speakers of my quest 2 while the (aftermarket) headstrap was on the ground and they were stomping on it. It wa completely broken. They threw the headset on the ground and started pressing on the screens until they heard a pop. I was in shock when I saw how badly it was broken, with the speaker section totally torn off, you could see the internals. I raised my hand and slapped the one that was using it at the time (15 m) and the older one(18 f) just started yelling g at me, trying to get a few punches off before my parents intervened. I am now grounded for a whole ass month because my cousins destroyed my vr headset, and controllers. They are coming over again soon because it's one of their birthdays, so you bet I'm gonna fuck with them. I have a pretty solid pc setup and a great pv-vr headset that is confined in my room. They usually don't go in there, but sometimes they do. In the past, they have gone into my room and taken a bunch of nerf guns (battery powered and the likes) into a pool then brought them into a forest after it had rained. Most of the guns never came back, so I'm willing to bet they didn't ever care. The oldest ones stole a lot of Mary jane from me in the past, got caught, and didn't get in any trouble(I turned 23 a month ago).

What can I do to screw with them while they are here?

TL;DR: my cousins broke my headset, controllers and headstrap after a game didn't load fast enough (quest 2) they will be back soon though (today or tmr).

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