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TIFU by eating 6 fibre one bars within a couple hour span

Started at my first break at work had a bunch of bars sitting in my locker and decided let’s eat these ended up having 4 in one sitting, 3 hours later I had my lunch break and ate another 2 with my lunch after lunch I was bloated (sometimes happens but goes away shortly)

1 hour later I’m still at work bloated and it hurts, try to go to the bathroom multiple times and no luck. I contemplated just retreating home but decided to stick it out.

When my shift was over the ride back home was terrible, felt like I was holding my breathe the whole drive. I rushed into the house and ran to the bathroom and only gas came out but my bloating and pain soon went down and I was somewhat back to normal but not feeling 100%

20mins later my wife, kids and I are eating supper (salad and perogies,yum)

All was going well. After supper I took the dog out for a walk as per usual. Within 10 mins of the walk the bloat and pain start to comeback very steadily and slow.

On the walk back in an ally with my dog by my side. I’m within a couple of blocks of my house the pain becomes intense, I can’t keep a good thought process going. my mind is in ruins. Panic starts to set in. Am I going to die in this ally? Will I release the urge to let go of it all? I feel a huge bubble of gas build up. Twisting cramps suddenly come into play. I barely make it home and hastily make way to the bathroom. After 15 mins of nothing finally some brown glory made its way through.

Currently feeling exhausted and some what relieved but still don’t feel like the fibre bars wrath is quite over yet

TL;DR - do NOT eat more than 1 or 2 of these bars a day or you’re in for a rough ride of events

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