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TIFU by leaving my pocket p out.

So I had recently bought a pocket pussy cause well, summer in a small town and break up with my ex. Well, I used it, cleaned it, and then left for a 2 week field deployment. When I got back, I realized I had left it in my living room. I live alone, no big. Well, I had been back for 3 days, but not home, so my bags were still on the floor and house a mess. I decided it was about time I get to finishing up a project on my parents farm I've been doing with my buddy. I call him up and tell him to meet me at my place, he does, we finish the project, and come back to my place. Now, I make sure to feed people who do work on my farm, usually my mother will cook cause she is AWESOME at it and LOVES doing it, but it was too spur of the moment. We got some wings and were eating at my place. He actually sees the thing and thinks it's his ( we are that close and he's spent some months over here cause divorce). I correct him and we eat. Somehow, we start talking about it, I pick it up to explain how it's so small. He instantly goes "OH GOD!" And starts throwing up in my sink. When I picked it up, it started leaking onto my pants without me noticing. So yeah TIFU.

TL:DR I left my forgotten pocket p**** and picked it up in front of my friend, causing it to leak fluids, and he threw up as a reaction.

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