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TIFU by trying to use my shower as a dishwashing machine

So today, I officially reached a new low.

I live in this tiny apartment in the heart of NYC. You know, the kind where the kitchen is a sink, a small counter, and an oven that hasn't been used since the Reagan administration. Anyways, the sink had been clogged for days and I had a pile of dirty dishes accumulating.

Here's where the genius stroke hits: Why not wash the dishes in the shower? It seemed like a perfect solution, really. A lot of water, some soap, and hey - I could even multitask and get clean myself in the process. Killing two birds with one stone, right?

Wrong.

I loaded up the shower floor with the dirty dishes and started my routine. It was going well, until I slipped on a soapy plate. In an attempt to save myself, I grabbed the shower curtain... which of course, came crashing down, taking the curtain rod and all my dishes with it.

But that's not even the best part. In the flurry of chaos, the noise woke up my eccentric neighbor who lives across the hall. He rushed in thinking there was some kind of intruder. I'm now laying in the bathtub, covered in soap and shards of plates, with a shower curtain tangled around me, and my half-naked neighbor standing in shock at the bathroom door.

As if it couldn't get any worse, the impact of my fall and the dishes caused the shower drain to clog, and now my bathroom is flooded. I’ve spent the rest of the day on cleanup and damage control, and the dishes are still dirty. My shower, my pride, and my kitchenware will never be the same.

TL;DR - Tried to save time by washing dishes in the shower, ended up flooding my bathroom, breaking all my dishes, and giving my neighbor a sight he'll never unsee.

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