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TIFU by beeing a too big fan of FBI

So this didn't happen today, it happened 7 years ago, when I was 11.

At that time, I was a big fan of FBI. I live in Slovenia, and obviously, we don't have FBI here. So I was a really big fan, I am talking about that big, that I gave my classmates "jobs". I even organized an election for a new secretary in my class during break (I had no idea how FBI actually worked). I even printed the ballots and all. And before that, I even had a custom stamp made with a FBI logo and I even made a website. This is where the FU started.

So even after I made the website, I didnt't stop. So one day, I discovered a way, how you can add your business to google, so it shows up in the search results. So I did it. I entered a name, FBI Slovenija, my home phone number (big mistake), my address and the link to my website. For the type of business, I selected "security service". I added some photos of FBI logo and FBI agents I found on the internet. So the next step was to verify the business. They sent a letter with a code to my address, and it suprisingly arrived, even though it said "FBI Slovenija" between my name and my address. So I verified the business, showed it to all my classmates, and felt like the coolest kid ever. So a few months later, my mom asks me, why a guy called and asked, if this is FBI. I told her about what I did, and she told me, how much trouble can I get from this, (I haven't thought of it before). So I immediatelly deleted it, or so I thought.

Around 2 years later, another guy called, he said that he "needed security" Because I was sure I deleted it, we all thought it was a mistake or scam. But then, a few months later, a woman called, and asked if this is FBI, that she saw it on google. It was then that I noticed, that I didn't succesfully delete it, so I quickly googled how to do that properly, and finally, I did it. Even some time after that, it still showed in search results, but it said "Permanentally closed" and I deleted all the contact info. After around a year, it was finally fully deleted.

TL;DR: I was a big fan of FBI, I made it look on Google like there was a Slovenian FBI on my address, thankfully didn't get in any legal trouble.

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