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TIFU by peeing on the floor of my one night stand

I [23F] met this girl at a nightclub and she invited me to her place. She was the hottest person in the entire place by the way, so I was very thrilled. We hooked up and fell asleep. I then woke up to pee and started looking for the bathroom. I went into a room but it was not the bathroom, it was sort of a storage room. I was extremely drunk and was about to piss myself, and I just...peed on the floor. I literally have no logical explanation for it. I saw a piece of clothing and proceeded to threw it on the pee puddle. I then went back to bed. The whole thing was like a fever dream.

When I woke up again and as the memories started flooding back in, I realized what the fuck have I just done and the direness of the situation. I started to brainstorm about how to clean there and get rid of that clothing. But it was almost impossible for me to get back to that room without risking being seen by her flatmates, which would draw a lot of suspicion since I was a stranger and had no reason to get into another room. She was still asleep. I woke her up to say goodbye, and left...

I can't stop thinking about how are they going to find my fucking piss there, on someones CLOTHING. I am so disgusted by myself. I shared this with my friends because this was just too heavy for myself to handle, but sharing it made me feel worse as I got sadder that I had lost their respect towards me.

TL;DR; peed on the floor in a random room of my one night stand house and left without doing anything about it.

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