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TIFU by playfully spanking my fiancee

I managed to turn a playful and intimate moment into a hilarious yet expensive disaster. So, my fiancée and I were having a great time, fooling around and enjoying each other's company. She had one hand busy and was trying to take off her ring with her teeth, all in an attempt to avoid scratching me.

Here's where things took a wild turn. In the heat of the moment, I playfully decided to give her a little spank. Little did I know that this would lead to a unfortunate event. The force of the spank somehow caused her ring to get lodged at the back of her throat and down it went.

At first, I was shocked and didn't really register what had just happened. But as reality sunk in, panic started to set in. We tried all sorts of methods to retrieve the ring ourselves, but nothing seemed to work. Long story short, we had no choice but to rush to the emergency room.

After what felt like an eternity of waiting, x-rays, the doctors confirmed that the ring was indeed making its way through her digestive system. The doctor assured us that it should pass naturally. I can't even describe the mix of emotions I felt from guilt to concern to the sheer absurdity of the situation.

The next few days were a roller coaster of emotions – worry about her health and frustration at the situation. There was pretty much no hope of retrieving it without... well, you get the idea. I suggested we use the litter box to make it easier but she said the toilet's fine. Let's just say, it turned out to be a very expensive lesson for me.

TL;DR: Tried to have some fun with my fiancée, accidentally spanked her just right to send the ring on a journey through her digestive system.

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