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TIFU by accidently creeping out a girl

So for context, I'm in the first year of uni and for freshers, my uni has organised like a bar night. Initially, I went with my friends but we got split up when we went to get drinks. Before that we were in like an outdoor area, and the entrance to the bar kinda cuts into the middle of the queue for the bar so I ended up pushing into the queue in front of a girl with no friends in sight.

I immediately profusely apologised and offered to give the spot back but she insists its alright so I instead offered to get her a drink. She refused initially but I insisted out of guilt (keep in mind the queue at this point is at least 15-20 mins from beginning to end). The convo went well but about halfway through the queue she asked for my number, which was the first time a girls asked for my number proactively (obviously I was very flattered at the time). I gave her my phone, she entered her contacts and asked me to text her so she can add mine back.

I then realised that due to where the bar is and the side that I'm standing on, I'm gonna have to order the drinks for us both and I'm like the most awkward person alive when I'm ordering literally anything especially when I don't know what I want nor do I know what they're offering. So I had the bright idea of offering to buy her the drink if she could order for us both since I have quite bad social anxiety. She expressed serious doubt when I proposed it and asked if I was just rich (I assume she thought I was trying to show off) to wish I said "even if I was skint I would still pay someone to order for me" then she proceeded to order the drink, I pulled out my ID and paid for it. Then we sat down with my friends and had a merry chat with them. I didn't talk with her much after that except for borrowing her coat cause I forgot mine and we were sitting outside and it was absolutely freezing.

My question here is, did she think i was like a creep trying to hit on her or spike her drink or something, cause she made a point to make sure she had my number on her phone after which she briefly texted someone. Was she texting a friend my number and told them to give it to the cops if she didn't check in with them after x time or something? Was I too insistent on paying for her drinks made it creepy/showoffy?

TL;DR: my awkward ass was too insistent on buying a girl a drink and probably creeped her out.

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