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TIFU by freezing while speaking to a Georgian girl

This happened to me on a family trip 5 days ago in Pamukkale, Turkey. I (30m), was sitting with my dad at a table at Cleopatra pool and waiting for the rest of my family to get out of the pool. I wasn't going into the pool since it was hot as hell and the water even hotter.

Then the most gorgeous girl I have EVER seen anywhere sat down next to me. She caught my eye when I saw her taking photos of artifacts at an archaeology museum minutes earlier. She was probably around 25 yo, wearing a tight black dress, having dark curly hair, the most perfectly done red lips ever (seriously, I normally consider red lips a kitschy cliche, but this was next level), a true natural beauty with perfect proportions, black eyes, perfect skin. Words can not describe how hot she was. Just wow!

Since my brain was going haywire I had to leave the table and go for a walk. After a couple of minutes, my dad came to me and said that she was really nice, that she offered him her lunch and spoke to him, but because the name of the country Georgia, where she was supposedly from, has a different name in our language and because my dad is as bright as Borat, he wanted I go speak to her and somewhat translate what is being said.

So I sat back down at the table and just turning my head to her felt like a lifetime. I ask her: "So you're from Georgia right?" She just answers "yes", and I go "nice, nicee". Her facial expression mirrored my own with a lag, it was a perfect mixture of forced smile and nervousness, with a pinch of sheer terror on top. I hoped she would still engage in the conversation, but no. I try again after a minute: “The Russians are occupying your country, aren't they?“ She again, says "Yes", while I am muttering "Interesting, interesting". Why did I say that, it is not interesting at all, it is sad and despicable. Awkward silence. She gets up and leaves minutes later saying quiet bye without touching her food afaik.

So many questions left unanswered. Who is she? What does she do? Does she work or study? Does she travel often?

Even yesterday when I was arranging my new work contract at a meeting with my employer I couldn't stop thinking of her. I have never felt so shattered in my life before, since I know I will never see her ever again.

*insert Call me by your name crying end scene gif*

TL;DR: My brain went blank and I lost control of my facial expressions while trying to speak to a perfect Georgian girl on vacation. Now I'm absolutely shattered.

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