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TIFU: By using Tinder in Colombia

This happened last night, and I want to share because my mind is off. I'm currently in Medellin Colombia as my first stop before seeing the rest of the country. I was stupidly on tinder as I do with most countries I visit, and began swiping. I eventually matched with this beautiful girl we'll call her Ximena cause that's her real name. We talked for a few and agreed to arrange a date and she'll show me around town. The date went well she showed me all the pablo escobar sights, and we got some really good food. We eventually went back to my hotel, and I could tell she was down. I grabbed us some drinks, she got us some weed and we were having a nice relaxing night. We talked a lot about our childhoods and past, and were having sex in between these talks. Literally just two people opening the story of their life to each other, it was really memorable and emotional. It was now pretty late around 4 AM, and we just kept talking. She asked me if she could be honest, and I said "yeah whats up". She mentioned her original intention in coming here was to use a drug on me which I found out was "Scopalamine" aka Devils Breath. This drug is pretty nasty, it will turn you into a submissive zombie that follows orders for 24 hours, and could easily overdose and kill you (Seriously look it up) she wanted to use it and empty my bank accounts and rob me, but after spending all day with me she realized I'm a genuinely "good person", and decided against it... I was so taken back, my fight or flight response immediately activated and I kicked her out the room, she started crying but I honestly didn't care by that point I literally could have lost my life last night. I called the Colombian cops and gave them her picture and name but they didn't do anything which was pretty expected. It's now day 2, and I decided to move to a Hostel in order to meet other tourists and stick with them so we can all keep each other safe.

I deleted tinder, and I'm just pondering the whole thing. I'm making this write up in case anyone has plans to visit Colombia, and to also try to clear my head.

TLDR; used tinder for hook up, girl came with the intention of using scopalmine on me to rob me, but ended up liking me enough to not use it, and then I kicked her out my room after finding out.

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