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TIFU Holding it all the way to the bus terminal and ending up popping a hemorrhoid

Thursday, my dumb ass woke up late and missed the bus into town. So, I waited for the next bus into town and of all the rotten weeks I had to make poo-poo. But, I couldn’t just turn back home and make poop, my bus was coming. I couldn’t hold it and yet my dumbass had to hold it. I held my shit pipe on the bus all the way to the bus terminal and when I finally let that doo-doo and went to wipe, I had big time blood and shit on the toilet paper on top of a popped blood clot on the toilet paper. I literally tried to go through the day, paying no mind to the fact I was bleeding near my asshole. When I finally made it home, I took a shower because I felt dirty and put on fresh pajamas. When my aunt made dinner and I sat on the chair, and Jesus H Christ it looked like I sat on cherries and stained that poor chair. I ate dinner and my aunt took me to the hospital. Nearly 7 fucking hours waiting in the hospital and my bleeding stopped while I waited. When I finally got seen by a doctor, he told me it wasn’t anything serious it was a hemorrhoid. But my dumbass had to wait an hour and a half more just for the nurse to give me a pill and my discharge papers. I don’t recommend waiting in the emergency room while bleeding out the asshole because with all do respect, emergency room workers really don’t act like the namesake of the part of the hospital. TL;DR:Maybe it's not such a good idea to hold it when you really have to go, especially if you have hemorrhoids

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