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TIFU by being clueless to obvious hinting while on shrooms.

Hello all, uh there isn’t really too much to describe but I’ll make a story out of it.

Couple of years ago I had taken mushrooms for the first time ever. It was a different experience and not something I’d recommend to anyone. Regardless of that I was at a buddy of mines house and he was my trip sitter. While I was waiting for anything to happen I was using Snapchat to talk to a girl I really liked for a long time, she was kind, funny and very open minded.

Well as I was progressively getting “loopier” we were still snapping back and forth, and she was getting real flirty. “I’d love to know how you think I look right now”, “I bet the stars would look even more incredible from my bedroom window” kind of flirty. And my mind had 0 intention of picking up on it. I genuinely responded with “You already look fine” and “It’s not like the stars would be any different”…. I eventually stopped snapping her to continue my trip and I went on an experience, mid way through the “saddies” I decided to text her “I really wanna see you” at around 12pm, and she replied with “Oh {name}, I’m alone in my bed right now” and my stupid ass said “Must be comfy” and it’s safe to say she was kind of fed up. She didn’t reply back after and when I woke up in the morning, I saw how stupid I was. I even tried to rekindle that and she kept shutting it down.

And here we are years later and she is now pregnant and her boyfriend is a crackhead who lives in her apartment because he was living in a park before.

I haven’t taken shrooms since. What an awful memory.

TL:DR I was on shrooms and fucked up a good chance I had with a girl by being a clueless idiot.

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