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TIFU by calling the police

TIFU when I was out on my balcony around midnight and saw a flashing light coming from under a car. It seemed to be flashing in a pattern so I thought it might be someone's phone and went down to see if I could give it to the owner who probably dropped it.

So I put my coat on and went down to have a look but couldn't see too well cos it was dark. What I saw was a small silver tube with a flashing light and a black wire coming from it going into a car. I walked away thinking what the fuck is that? I was thinking it's not a car part why would it be flashing. Could have been a vape but they don't flash like that cos they only flash like that if they're wasted and you take a puff of it.

I live opposite a school and thought I'm not going back to poke around at it but I'll call the police to check it out as if it is a bomb who knows when it could go off and kids could get hurt.

So I called them the moved me to a recorded line and took a statement and I was like shit this is pretty serious. They sent a car within 5 minutes I waited outside to see what it was spoke to the guards and said I don't know what it is but I just thought it would be best to be safe than sorry.

As they're walking up to the car my heart is like holy shit what if this is a bomb!? Turns out it was a vape pen and a stick!

I wasted all of those people's valuable time on a VAPE PEN and A STICK!!! I WANT TO DIE!

TL;DR I called the police thinking there may be a device under a car and it was just a large vape pen and a stick

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