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TIFU by accidentally flashing my dad

So this literally happened no more than one minute ago and I have to get it off my chest.

To start... last night, I(26 M) was rough housing with my daughter (3.5yo) plopping her on the couch which she loves. Well, the last plop I did planted my foot on a pillow that had fallen on the ground, which caused me to slip and fall. Obviously, while holding my kiddo, I don't want to fall on top of her if I'm falling forwards. Still don't know how I managed it, but I turned myself around and caught my thigh really hard on my coffee table... que the massive bruising on my thigh.

SO.. today, my dad offered to grab me some supplies for my sick kid (my clutch is currently busted so i basically don't really have a car) and I decoded to show off my nasty bruise when he dropped off the pedialyte. Here's where the fuck up happens...

I forgot I was wearing my super loose underpants that I wear on weekends as PJ undies. I was also wearing sweat pants. The bruise in on my upper thigh, so I have to pull my pants down and underwear up to show the nasty ass bruise.

Welp.

In pulling down my sweat pants (which I did fairly quickly) down, it pulled my underwear with it. My dicj was feeling the breeze for about 23 phemtoseconds. We walked away both agreeing that we were gonna pretend we didn't see anything. But we knew. It also doesn't help that of all the times my.dad saw my dick, it was when I had the most amount of shrinkage my weewee can have. 🙃

TL;DR Accidentally showed my dad my dicj at the worst time so he probably thinks I have a tiny dick👍

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