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TIFU by accidentally telling my boyfriend’s mom that I will suck him off at family Christmas

So the story goes my boyfriend (m, 25) is yet to pass his driving test and his parents have been encouraging him to get it done asap. So earlier this year, I (f,26) wrote up a contract detailing how I will incentivise him different ways in the bedroom at each stage to keep him motivated, with the end goal being him passing the test obviously.

After the lovely Christmas lunch with his extended family, many of whom I met for the first time, I decided to take my anti-anxiety medication to calm down a little bit and to enjoy myself a bit more. This is where I fucked up.. We went back to the dining room for some desserts and after, some of us, including my boyfriend and I, went to the lounge to chill and chat a bit. The topic of his driving test came up with his mom telling his uncle that I was helping him. To which, my medicated self, replied, we have a contract in place that I cannot share the details of and smiled. At this point, I didn’t hear this (thank you, medication), but according to my boyfriend who was giving me a wtf look, his mother said “sexual favours? What do you think we were born yesterday?” And started laughing between herself and his uncle. She then also went on to say “if that doesn’t work, whip him” to me. I, at this point, realised I fucked up and said I had two sips of wine (I don’t drink for medical reasons) and started mumbling. My boyfriend was laughing while giving me a wtf look so we said we’d talk about it later.

TL;DR Took my anxiety medication, loudly told my boyfriend’s mother that I wouldn’t suck him off until he passed his driving test.

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