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TIFU by jerking off and falling asleep

I (m 29) just moved in with my girlfriend (f 34). This is the first time i have lived with someone but things are going well so far.

Yesterday, my girlfriend said that she is going to go get brunch with her girlfriends and that they will be coming back to the house afterwards.

I had a big night on saturday so i was a bit tired, but i had my plan in motion. I was going to jerk off, then shower and get ready so i can see her friends.

I was having a particularly good wank session, and i was so into it that i busted all over myself. I was going to shower anyway so i didnt care. I just wanted to rest for 5 mins before taking a shower.

The next thing i hear is 2 girls screaming and then proceeding to laugh...i was awoken up by this and i see my girl friend and her two friends looking at me while i am naked covered my in jizz.

I was on the couch and planned to get up to shower but i had clearly fell asleep. The way our apartment is laid out means that you see the couch as soon as you open the door

I was mortified and i just made a mad dash to the bathroom.

My girlfriend and i talked about it afterwards and we had a good laugh.

The only thing i am a little nervous about is that its my girlfriends birthday this coming weekend and she is having a bunch of her friends over - and i really dont want this story to be something that people talk about and laugh at during the party

TL;DR - Fell asleep on my couch after jerking off and woke up to my girlfriend and her friends seeing me

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