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TIFU by walking into my workplace's bathroom

So I was working my usual afternoon shift and I was just getting stuff done, like filling up sauces and cleaning tables. I then went to my manager to see if he wanted anything else done. "Check the bathrooms". This was the beginning of my unknowing downfall. I made my way towards the restroom thinking "oh it'll be clean!" (Usually they were clean). Nope. I enter the stall and I see A WHOPPING HUGE PRINGLE CAN LENGTH DINOSAUR SHIT. And not only that, but there was paper everywhere inside and blood. This shit had to have hurt horribly bad coming out. This shit was so bad that I made a sign of the cross after I saw it. So I tried flushing it and with each flush, it wouldn't fucking go down. I panicked. I went back to my manager and told him about what's going on and he told me to get one of my coworkers who knows how to deal with stuff like this. So we go inside and he's like "yep, that'll do it". So he tells me to fill up a mop bucket and a sanitizer bucket. So I go full a bucket up and dump it in the toilet and it just overflows more. And this point, I'm gagging and trying to keep my shit together after being traumatized. My coworker keeps plunging it and attempting to break it into pieces for it to down and it slowly but surely starts breaking up and going down so I go get another bucket of sanitizer and dump it all in and it finally goes down and the day is saved. My memories remain intact tho. And throughout the whole day, I'm just trying to not remember what just happened within the last 30 minutes and me and my coworkers just laugh about it and move on.

TL;DR: I walked into my workplace's restroom and found a nasty fat horrific shit in the toilet

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