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TIFU. The builder saw my tits today. Guess we’re building more than just a deck.

The construction of our new deck started this week. There’s a bunch of scaffolding out there.

This morning I was getting dressed in my second-story bedroom. I was topless, facing the window. The builders had arrived 5 minutes ago and the noise had begun. I knew they were there. I knew there was scaffolding.

Suddenly, half a head popped up, with eyes that widened at the exact moment that mine did. I hit the floor behind the bed in a graceless, boob-clutching dive saying “Oh, shit!” and proceeded to finish getting dressed on the floor. I was 95% sure he had seen me, but held out hope.

A couple of minutes later, he walks into the house looking sheepish. I say, brightly, “Sorry if you had to see my boobs!” Because I am awesome at not being awkward.

He says “Yeah… Sorry about that.” Then we both just stand there nervously laughing for a minute.

These guys will be working at my house for at least the next couple of weeks. Now every time that guy comes in the house we both smirk and avoid eye contact.

So there’s that.

TL;DR While getting dressed, I accidentally flashed a deck builder outside my second-story window, leading to an awkward but hilarious exchange.

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