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TIFU by belly flopping into a pool

I (m 25) was out with some friends at a bar, we were having a good time and one of my friends started talking to a group of hot girls next to us. They came over and eventually we all hung out together and were enjoying the night.

One of my friends asked if the girls played any sports and one of the girls said that two of them were into diving.

When i heard this i laughed a bit and made a comment along the lines of "comon, diving isnt a real sport". This lead to a heated argument between us where the girls were trying to convince me it was and me saying that its not and that "anyone can learn to dive".

Eventually we moved on and thought nothing of it. The next day, i was at out local pool there to get some laps in (just picked up swimming) and i see one of the girls from the bar there!

I tried to look away but she sees me and comes over. She then says i should join her at the diving area and before i could even say no she grabbed my hand and started calling over her friends - there were about 7 other girls and she mentioned to them that i was the guy who said he could dive!

The other girls started to tell say that i should show them my skills - and at this point i thought to myself il do one decent dive and then head back.

So i get up on the lowest board, and try to remember how people do it on TV and jumped in.

I felt like i had it, but when i hit the water i made the biggest belly flop i have ever done in my life. It hurt so much...my whole torso was read

When i got out of the water i could see the girls laughing, and the girl form the bar asked if i was ok...I told her i was fine and she said "well it was nice seeing you again!" and she went back to her friends

Im not the most in-shape guy and the part that hurt the most was the fat around my chest. Is this normal? I couldn't continue anything so i just got changed and went home

TL;DR - Tallked a big game about diving and ended up doing a belly flop infront of 8 girls who can dive

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