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TIFU By Using the wrong kind of soap

Alright, so I, (16nb) have been stuck in my house with my family for the past few days due to ridiculous temperatures and ice on the roads, and ive accumulated just a little bit of cabin fever, the biggest symptom of which has been becoming a bit of a neat freak. So this morning I decided I would get the kitchen cleaned. I got out the dish soap, put some on a damp rag and got to wiping weeks of accumulated condiments off of the counters, but 1 teensy tiny thing got in my way.

Those dreadful, horrible creatures we all hate. AKA Dishes.

So I decided to deal with this issue by shoving everything into the dishwasher while I went off to work, and Continue once I Returned home. And as I already had the dish soap out, I thought that "hey, soap is soap... and I'm cleaning dishes... soooooo..." and Put the blue magical potion into soap thingy idk what I'm supposed to call it.

Now, fast forward 3 and a half hours of yelling at children to walk on the pool deck, and 30 minutes of yelling at shitty drivers, And I walk down the hallway, and into my kitchen to see...

Snow?

It cant be snowing inside right? Of course it cant snow inside. The 3 inches of white coating the floor of my kitchen is a pile of soap suds bigger than I have ever seen in my life. Apparently, putting dish soap in the dishwasher doesnt clean the dishes, but rather floods your kitchen with suds. So here I am, presented with one big soapy disaster in front of me. I've spent the past 30 minutes using a mop and the spray bottle I normally use for my hair to pop all these bubbles and get everything cleaned up. But hey, at least my floor is clean! Same cant be said for dishes, I unfortunately have to redo that :C

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30 min later update: its broke :C

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TL;DR: I forgot how to use a dishwasher, and used the wrong kind of soap. Ended up being a waste of my precious time, as the soap overflowed and flooded my kitchen.

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