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TIFU by making my sister think she is possessed

I'm 17 and live with my Grandparents and sister (14).

My grandparents have really strict rules on technology and they are generally against phones, especially during night time. They keep my phone in their room still. Obviously this is stupid so I got a burner phone ages ago, meaning I keep my phone in my room without their "permission".

So here I am at 3 AM still awake, dead silent. Went to the bathroom and pissed and then started scrolling on Tik Tok as you do.Land on some video, "Driving with Boyfriend Car Crash ASMR dying sounds". I turn up the volume a notch and it is just violent screaming and car crash noises, hilarious I know.

Suddenly I hear footsteps approaching, but it's too late. Whoever it is, is at the door of the bathroom and is trying to open it (it's locked).

I hear them stand still, and I manage to turn the volume on my phone down after literally 2 seconds of screaming.

The footsteps walk away. My instinct is this was my Grandpa and he knows that I was on my phone during the night. So I kind of accept my fate and walk back into my room quietly.

The next day my sister brings up to my grandparents that she heard screaming in our bathroom during the night, and that the door was locked. She is really freaked out as she has been having nightmares a lot recently too.

My grandparents are mildly concerned about the whole thing and ask me if I was in the bathroom. I say no and kind of just blow off the whole thing as some strange demonic vision my sister got.

If my grandparents know what I did, they will probably take away my phone completely. Which is just unfair blah blah blah

My grandparents want to follow up on the whole situation after, further questioning my sister. So if I tell my sister that the screaming was me, she will have to cover up for me (which will make my grandparents suspicious of the whole thing).

I honestly don't know what is going.

TL;DR: Watching Tik Tok in bathroom in the middle of the night, the Tik Tok video was loud screaming. My sister tried to use the bathroom and heard the loud screaming. She thinks she is possessed and I can't tell anybody it was me, because my grandparents are control freaks and I will get in trouble for using my phone at night.

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