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TIFU by asking my gf to swallow

I (m 32) have been living in Japan for about 6 months at this point. Slowly learning the language and enjoying my time here so far.

About 3 months ago I actually met this cute girl (f 26) and started seeing her. She is great and her english is much better than i expected, but there are still come phrases I have to explain a few times before she gets it.

One thing I wanted to tell her to do is to swallow while she blows me. So far when I am about to come she stops and continues with her hand. Its not something she has done so far, and I did not want to bring it up too early in the relationship because i was not sure how she would take it.

On sunday night, while I was at her place...I brought up this with her. The way i phrased it was "when it comes to blowjobs, I am team swallow".

She looked at me slightly confused at first, but then she smiled and said "ahh...sure!" and laughed. I laughed too and was excited that she was down for this.

I had not jerked off in a couple of says so had a nice build up ready too. Later that night she was blowing me and I was so excited. As I was about to cum i looked at her and pointed at my mouth and asked if she was ok with it...she nodded and I nutted right into her mouth.

I was lying there eyes closed enjoying this moment when I felt her come in for a kiss, except she opened her mouth into mine and all my cum poured in!

I was in shock at this point but she was smiling at me and I did not know what to do...so I just swallowed it. As this happened she chuckled at said "team swallow".

Reddit, how do i approach this situation? I really dont want her to think thats what i want but I also dont want to be rude. Further, I am going to a party with a bunch of her girl friends and I dont want her to tell them haha.

Edit: I know this is a funny story but mind if we just focus on tips on how i can let her know I didnt mean what she thoguth i did? The post is getting more attention than i intended haha

TL;DR - Asked japanese gf to swallow when blowing me but that backfired and I ended up swallowing my own load

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