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TIFU by having curlyhair.

TL: What its like doing my hair.[ (most mornings, every time in doing my hair this happens. its a life cycle) This why im always late 2 skool

Brushing it while its wet, This is a mission by its self i swear my skull is dented where my hair i just not going easy like im ripping my hair and the pain is like torture, after about 11 min of pure agony of brushing my knotty hair.. i dry it slightly before going to my bedroom the brush it again. I get some hair cream for curly hair yknow putting it on and brushing it through......... Then i look in the mirror. Anger at its finest This pisses me off, iv never felt anger like this. Half of my hair is curly and the rest IS FUCKING STRIGHT SHITTING HELL IT PISSES ME OFF

So i am brushing my hair with intense force as im FUMING, hoping its all good how i like it

Like im actually holding back the urge to go fucking ballistic, i look in the mirror And thats it.

He last straw is fucking gone. Dose not exit

IT SFRIZZY AND UNEVEN The damn breaks and i unleash a war cry, a primal caveman scream in a furious rage. I kick the pot of hair cream out the window with a round house kick, and i melt the hairbrush in my hand with how angry i am. Im so angry my body temp rises to 378° My neighbor hides cos even they know that iv lost my mind. Another round of screaming and banging from next door bcuz of me (happens daily when ever im doing my hair, gotta be purfect) So after a full 30 min of me screaming and stressing over my hair messing and going fucking wrong. Then i calm my self and just get enough motivation to now......... dry it.

I take a deep breath in, not to get pissed off and fucking irritated

I brush it again with the decimated remanes of what used to be my hair brush. And then......blow dry it.

I look in the mirror of precise 1hr and a half of dedicated precision and patience with the hair dryer. It being at a Y axis angle the right temp the right wind speed, distance, time...shit, even laws of physics is involved im even lying on my side even upside down at one stage.

And my blood goes cold. I have officially lost my mind.

IT S FUCKING WRONg IT S gone WEIRD

I throw the hairdryer against the wall at 9555 tons of force it smashes into bits, i get my hair gel and throw that against the wall so hard with intense speed it almost no clips into the vacuum of space. The door is fucking irritating me how it is half open so slam that with my right leg, the house shakes as it gets slammed even people across the street felt a thud. I flip the table in pure rage, riot police get involved, im holding back the pure urge not to rip my hair out of my head out of pure frustration. Im so fucking angry i get the ability to use telekinesis to flip my bed And then i finally calm down..... I look in the smashed mirror. the last bits on the floor

It frizzy.

FOR FUVKS SAKE AHHHHHHH I SET THE fOUCKING HOUSES ON FIRE IM RIPPIN GKY HAI RPUt mY TL;DR: curly hair aint that easy to look after, and getting angry gets destructive. I dont know what TLDR means sorry. Im new Follow me for more crazy storeis

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