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TIFU by wearing a dress to work

Today I decided to wear a beautiful dress I thrifted with my mom last year. The dress itself has what I consider a mid length skirt - it stops just above the knees. It flares out at the waist. Since it’s summer here, and my co-workers have also started to wear miniskirts and dresses, I thought, why not!

When I put it on in the morning, I definitely considered putting on a pair of safety shorts underneath. Again, I thought it wasn’t that short a dress, so I decided against it. BOYYY was I wrong.

Throughout the day, I actually got so many compliments for my dress - needless to say I was chuffed. Now a little bit about my job: since I’m the youngest in the office, I have to do lots of manual tasks. This includes collecting packages, picking things up, etc.

Towards the end of the day I had to bend over into a deep container to retrieve something. I was bending so much I nearly fell into the bin (I’m also super short lol). It was then I felt a few light taps on my back from my manager who asked “Uhh… do you need some help?”. I didn’t know what was going on so I just politely refused since I had found the thing I needed.

I didn’t think much of it then, until HOURS later. Turns out that because of how flared my dress is, everytime I bent over it would ride up my bum and I’d essentially be flash my ass. I work in an open plan office, so this meant I flashed my ass, possibly several times that day, TO EVERYONE. The mid length skirt became mini on my behind and I hadn’t realised it!

The post dress clarity hit me HARD. I texted my manager right away who confirmed that they came over to help because my skirt had rode up so much. They were nice enough to tell me that “it wasn’t bad” and that “nobody saw anything”, but I am TREMENDOUSLY embarrassed.

Guess it’s no skirts or dresses for a little while!

TL;DR: Wore a dress to work today naively thinking the skirt wasn’t that short. Proceeded to flash my ass to everyone at work.

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