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TIFU by (my dick actually healed guys) UPDATE on last week’s incident

Guys I’m actually risking a ban here BUT last week I posted about accidentally slicing off a part in the middle of my dick and balls with a trimmer (like a potato).

I was super concerned after a a piece of skin was left dangling. I didn’t tell you guys this part (I thought people would smoke me in the comments) but I actually tried pulling on the dangling skin and it was SUPER stretchy. I ended up cutting it off with a pair of sterilised scissors.

After I posted this on Reddit, some people told me to go to the hospital and others called me names like the “Penis Shredder”. I finally ended up going to a clinic and this post is to tell you guys about what happened next.

A lot of you people from around the world came in with a lot of calming words and I’m honestly grateful for each one of you. A lot has been going on in my life lately and after I sliced a part of my dick off, I literally considered that things would forever keep getting worse and worse in my life. However, a lot of internet strangers showed up and helped me calm down and get through this situation. Love you guys.

Now finally the update, the gaping see through hole through which I could see the slimy insides of my johnson is finally coming to a close. It took more than a week but I’ll be perfect in a couple of days time.

This is to the r/TIFU community, you guys are awesome and this is for anyone who slices their dick in the future, it heals without a scar if you take good care of it (provided the hole isn’t too wide).

I hope the mods make an exception and let this post stay up but if they don’t, I’m still immensely grateful for everyone who took the time to comment.

Cheers!

TLDR: Last week I sliced a piece of my dick and could see the insides. After being scared to death, the r/TIFU community helped me get my sanity back. Good people exist and I love each one of them.

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