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TIFU by getting tipsy and burning my hair in a sauna

So, this happened last night, and I still can't believe I managed to mess up a perfectly romantic evening. My husband (M33) and I (F29) decided to treat ourselves to a fancy night away in a hotel. We booked this amazing spa wellness room that had its own jacuzzi and sauna.

After settling in, we opened a bottle of really good wine and started to unwind in the jacuzzi. A few glasses in and I was feeling tipsy, confident, and downright sexy. That’s when I decided it was time to try out the sauna. This wasn’t just any sauna; it had a window so my husband could watch me "sweat it out" while enjoying his drink. It felt like a scene out of a (romantic) movie.

I stepped in, made myself comfortable, and tried to lay down on the bench to look all relaxed and sultry. Key word: tried. The sauna was small, and, well, alcohol doesn’t exactly improve motor skills. As I was repositioning myself, I didn’t realize how close my head was to the hot coils. Suddenly, I smelled something... weird.

Yup. My hair had fallen into the hot coils and started burning! The smell hit me immediately, and I bolted upright, freaking out. Now, here’s the kicker: my husband had taken a dose of 2CB earlier for sexy time, so when he saw me panicking through the window, he just sat there, completely incapacitated by uncontrollable laughter. By the time he finally managed to stumble into the sauna, the damage was already done.

The lower part of my hair is now fried, uneven, and crispy. So much for feeling confident and sexy... Ofcourse googling emergency hair repair tips wasn't of any help. My husband kept bursting into fits of laughter every time he looked at me, eventually I was able to shake off fear and we had a good laughter together.

TL;DR: Got tipsy during a romantic night away, tried to look sexy in a sauna, and burned the lower part of my hair on the hot coils. My husband, who was on 2CB, couldn’t stop laughing long enough to help. Now I’m rocking the “crispy chic” look.

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