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TIFU: Sleepwalking Me Ordered $200 Worth of plastic Pudgy Penguins

TL;DR: Sleepwalking me bought over $200 worth of plastic penguins, and now I have 20 boxes of pudgy penguin toys coming to invade 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

So, I’ve been sleepwalking for years. Sometimes it’s harmless. Soemtimes I eat something I wanted to enjoy in the morning. But my biggest problem is sleep-shopping. I’ve had my share of incidents in the past (I still have ugly socks somewhere), but I thought I had it under control. Maybe I outgrew it you know? I thought maybe this was over.

Woke up yesterday to find a medium-sized box on my porch. Opened it up and its A box full of plastic pudgy penguin toys. figured it might’ve been a weird mistake I was planning to see if maybe I had stuff sent to the wrong address. maybe a friend trolling me.

This morning there’s another box of penguins. Went to check my Ebay account and shows 20+ separate orders for these chubby little penguin figures from different sellers. TWENTY BOXES. The main issue is I bought this on a credit card.

So now there's a colony of penguins en route to my house, and have no idea what to do with them. Build some kind of plastic penguin shrine? Start a penguin army and take over my neighborhood? RIP rent money, I needed to buy fkn penguins. Edit FUCK! I spent $250 on this~!~!

Edit: I'm so confused how this charged my CC in the first place. Ebay was set to use Debit card as primary payment

Edit: some of these sellers are insane. "shipping fee" that almost equals the price of the item sold.

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