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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU By doing LSD

I've done LSD twice in my life, the first time I had a good experience and that led to me wanting to do it again, biggest mistake of my life and im glad im not dead.

I took the tab, roughly a couple hours into tripping I was mid way through smoking a joint and i felt my left arm and leg go numb, of course i got worried and didn't know what to do so i ended up just trying to go to sleep and deal with the situation when i was not tripping. Woke up the next morning, went to the hospital and told them about my numbness and didn't mention the fact that my vision seemed a bit fucked up because i assumed it was from the lsd. They said if the numbing doesn't stop come back in 48 hours but since it was getting better I (stupidly) decided to not go back, a week went by and i realised my vision was still fucked up. Went back to the hospital and told them about my "vision damage" and they immediately rushed me in for a bunch of tests and a ct scan, within a couple hours i found out i had a stroke and after an mri scan a few days later, found out it was directly caused by the lsd. This is possible however it is EXTREMELY rare, so much so that the main doctor who's care i was under had never seen LSD induced stroke his 30 year career. It's now been a couple weeks and i'm on pills potentially for life and i've lost around 40% of my vision to the left. I should recover as I am only 18 and my brain still has years of development left and can rewire itself and fix it and even if my vision doesn't come back my brain will supposedly compensate. Don't fucking do acid.

TLDR: I did LSD, had a stroke but left it for a week. Extremely rare and unlucky but with enough time I will recover.

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