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TIFU: Accidentally took an edible before date

TIFU I 22F accidentally took an edible before a date and didn’t realize until it started hitting an hour into the date with 22M. We met on hinge and had been talking for the last few days. The conversation was good on text, but I felt like I was sometimes texting a little more and waiting for his replies. I was already anxious beforehand and my friend thought a cbd gummy would help but it was accidentally a real gummy. I started feeling weird and at first thought it was my new adhd meds and told him in that very moment oh I just got recently diagnosed and I think since I took it before eating it was affecting me badly. Because in that moment I was feeling the racing anxious feeling, but then I realized slowly that oh no something else was wrong. The date was going really well too before everything we were joking around and having a great conversation. I had recommended this really cute Italian place and we both really enjoyed our food. He could definitely tell something was wrong, after I said it was my meds and said we could continue the date as a walk outside. We walked around for almost an hour after. I honestly think he wanted to leave as there was also people next to us and I literally was talking and making zero sense. I’m so embarrassed I tried texting him later that evening when I saw he just read my last text to apologize. After the walk in person I did try apologizing (but didn’t mention that I might’ve taken the wrong gummy) and said that I’d like to see him again and hopefully in better conditions, and he said yes, I had initially also texted him right after saying he was a super nice guy and thanking him again. And he said not to worry that he had a great time, but he was definitely saving face. After seeing he just read my last text, I wanted to explain that my friend thought she had given me a cbd gummy to make me less anxious and accidentally gave me a cbd/thc one and it caused me to freak out, but I quickly realized he had already blocked me and unmatched on hinge. I literally think I was talking in circles and my mouth was dry and sticking everywhere, I probably looked like a crackhead. Near the end of the walk I just felt terrible and pretended I was going home and had him walk me to my car. He had ubered to the restaurant too and it was almost like 30 minutes away from him as he’s a Canadian at grad school and didn’t have his car down here, we are in California. But instead went to a gas station got some water then walked around for a while before finding a coffee shop to sit in for hours until it wore off. Luckily it did or else I would have had my friend come and pick me up. I FaceTimed her after and we talked she helped me feel better by joking around but now I’m in bed feeling like an idiot. If you ever see this I’m so sorry 😭😭

TLDR: accidentally thought I was taking a cbd gummy to help me be less anxious but it was a real one and made a fool out of myself and got blocked 😭

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