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TIFU by going to the house of a s*x worker.

I'm 28 male, until today I've had quite a few sexual encounters, but I never paid for it until yesterday.

Now I think people that sell their body are really in need of money or whatever reason they might have. But it felt a lot like taking advantage of someones vulnerability, maybe I think too much of it I don't know man.

Anyways, I was usually happy just pushing horny thoughts to the back of my head when I have no girlfriend or a partner for intimacy, but yesterday I made the choice to seek out a sex worker because I was tired of wanking it.

So I got in contact with this woman, she said she doesn't go to homes and I need to go to her flat to do the deed. I left home excited for it honestly at this point it's not my brain that's controlling my body obviously.

I arrived to the house, she opened the door and invited me in except her voice has nothing to do with the one I talked on the phone! As we walked towards the room I saw a dude sitting on the couch with phone in hand and he welcomed me said I'm finally here.

Dang at this point I'm weirded tf out, how do I not realize it's a dude talking on the phone. So I followed the woman to a tiny ass room, obviously they are living in quite poor conditions. But soon they got worse which I'll get into. We chat a little, get comfortable and stuff, I then asked for the bathroom.

Holy shit like I go in, I see a dirty toilet, worse is there is a bath tub and in it fucking shit. Literally, a fist full of human feces and it's pieces scattered around. I peed, went out, and I wanted to run the fuck out of there but I was also worried that they would cause me problem so I just made up a shitty excuse. I took my jacket, checked the pockets and acted like I was surprised, I told her I forgot my wallet, thankfully she just said ah then we can't do it. I said it's ok, maybe next time (never again) and went out.

I don't think I ever walked that fast. I walked as fast as I could to my car and left the area immediately.

I swear this was the first and last time I ever do this kind of stunt. I can't imagine what would I have caught had I stayed a little longer.

TL;DR: Went to pay for sex, regretted it after seeing a handful of shit in a bathtub. Never going to strangers houses like this ever again.

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