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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by leaving my bluetooth on

to preface this, i (18m) was raised in a very strict christian household. my whole life my parents have drilled into me that watching nsfw content was a sin. however, i do not consider myself religious, so i have disregarded this rule.

i am a senior in highschool and i live with my parents, but in the basement. it has everything that a basic apartment has, and i pay rent so i basically live on my own (per my request). it's locked off, and only i have a key. every night around 10:30, my parents go into their bedroom where my dad immediately falls asleep and my mom spends about an hour washing her face or whatever. last night around 11:30, i stop hearing noises from their room above me, and decide to open my phone and watch a vid for a bit (can't be too specific bc reddit is being weird but yk what i mean). i connect my airpods, turn on noise cancellation, and push play on the video. about halfway through, i stopped hearing sound from my airpods, so i turned the volume all the way up to try and hear it. nothing was working, so i decided to just watch the video with no sound. i finished my business before the video was over, so i threw my phone to the side and took out my airpods. to my horror, my phone had connected to the surround sound upstairs. including my parents bedroom. my mom was banging on my door, screaming at me to "please turn it off". the video had been playing for a good 10 mins, full volume, and that was all you could hear throughout the house upstairs. and the great thing about the surround sound in my house is the only way you can turn off the music is through the connected phone. i turned it off as soon as i figured out what was going on, but the damage is irreparable. i want to die. i have yet to face my parents.

TL;DR: i was watching a nsfw video and my phone connected to my upstairs surround sound, including my parents bedroom

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