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TIFU by thinking the girl I like was pretending to shoot me

There’s a girl I work with that I really like a lot. We joke around a lot and sometimes I think she might be flirting with me, but I haven’t worked up the courage to ask her out. And after today I don’t know if I ever will.

She seemed like she was in kind of a bad mood today. She wasn’t acting rude or anything, just didn’t seem as in the mood to joke around. No worries, I just won’t bother her. Well, she was in the back doing the dishes and I went back there to get a spatula. She must’ve heard me say I was going to get one, because she had a spatula in her hand that she pointed at me and said “take this”.

Even though she was obviously not in the mood for joking today, I for some reason thought she was pretending that the spatula was a gun and was saying “take this!” as if she was shooting it at me. So I pretended to get shot and slumped down the wall. She looked at me with the most confused, concerned expression and I realized she was not, in fact, pretending to shoot me, but was just telling me to take the spatula.

I grabbed it, said thanks and went back to the front. I tried avoiding her for the rest of the shift to keep myself from dying. I’ve been sitting in my car for the past 20 minutes since I got off work just trying to figure out what to do with myself.

TLDR: the girl I work with that I really like was handing me a spatula and I thought she was pretending it was a gun so I over committed to a bit that wasn’t even really happening

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