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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU by accidentally buying an $800 telescope twice

I’d been looking forward to getting a new telescope for my birthday, and found the perfect one for my area and budget. My parents had planned to get it right away, but they’ve been working full time and my mom especially just kept forgetting to actually purchase it.

I guess she got fed up with constant reminders, so she just ended up handing me her credit and telling me to do it myself. Of course what follows is me saying yes, and trying to do it on my phone (which has notoriously malfunctioned when it comes to online purchases in the past.)

So I attempt to buy the telescope, but after filling out all the payment info and pressing purchase it tells me the purchase failed. Cool. So I tried again, same thing. Did it one last time and got the same results so I decide to wait a bit and try again on my computer.

I buy it on my computer and all is well and dandy, except when I go to find the confirmation email, I see not one but two. One from twenty minutes earlier. That I clearly did not think to check for. Cue me freaking out, like, FULL blown panic attack in the face of my stupidity.

Everything ended up fine after I contacted the company and they canceled one of the two orders, but I think that hour of waiting to hear back from them was the most stressful hour of my entire life.

TL;DR I purchased two telescopes accidentally because I didn’t think to check my email after the original purchase appeared to have failed.

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