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(TMI warning, puke)I was bored and mid 4 hour study session when I suddenly realised idk how it feels to be choked, don’t know why I wanted to know, I’m simply a stupid fuck. So I put my hands around my neck and start choking myself, felt how you’d expect it to feel, I continued out of curiosity and I start needing to breathe (obviously, what did I think was going to happen?) I don’t let go and suddenly A HUGE water fall of puke just shoots out of my mouth, onto my notes and my WHOLE LAPTOP SCREEN.The contents of my stomach,aka the huge cup of coffee I had recently downed goes all over my laptop, myself and my book, when I tell you, that was the moment I truly realised I lack common sense. That was by far the most embarrassing and shameful thing I’ve done in 2025.
TL;DR I choked myself and puked all over my notes and laptop, disgusting and shameful.
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