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TIFU by accidentally eating pot cupcakes

Technically it was last night, but I couldn’t think clear enough to post here last night.

I had a friend staying with me while he was getting his shit together. He recently moved out and he’s attempting to move his stuff out. He has a lot of stuff so it’s a long process.

I got home from work last night. My plans were simple: start laundry, make dinner and find something good to watch on Netflix. While I was in my kitchen, I found some cupcakes he made that he left in my freezer. Well, I’ve been wanting to an his stuff out of my freezer so that’s a place to start, right. Shortly after eating them, I started dinner and the former roommate called and mentioned his brownies. I told him I ate them and he said “those were my special cupcakes.”

Wat?

He smokes quite a bit of weed. I smoke none. One cupcake is supposed to get him buzzed. I ate four of them.

I spent the rest of the night f with a really messed up sense of time, either thinking something is taking way too long or feeling like time is passing in a flash. It was like pulling teeth to remember to go work on my laundry. I was still pretty buzzed the next morning when I was supposed to work. Wound up spending a good 2.5 hours at home, trying to clear my mind enough to work.

Tl;dr Roommate moved out, left cupcakes. I ate the cupcakes, not knowing they were special.

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