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TIFU by not remembering that a fishing lure has a name that sounds identical to a porn website

This is a collective fuck-up between my partner and I, so I hope this is allowed.

So, my partner loves fishing, and has recently gotten me into it. We just went and bought some new lures, so when we got back to his dad's house, where we've been staying for the summer, we started rearranging our tackle boxes. While he was organizing his lures, he was telling me about them, and one of the ones he pulled out to show me was called a "chatterbait."

Now, many of you are probably aware of the porn website that has a name that is spelled differently, but sounds identical. My partner and I have heard of it in passing, but both of us are asexual and do not use websites of that nature, so it wasn't at the forefront of our minds by any means.

Anyway, my partner, wanting to show me more of this type of lure, calls out "hey google, show me some chatterbait!" Too late, I realize the predicament that may occur. I feel like that scene from Twilight where the tragedeigh fetus breaks Bella's back and time slows down as Edward dives across the floor to catch Bella. Only I'm too late. To our utmost horror, my partner's dad's google home pulls up the porn website and begins describing it. Cue my partner screaming at google to shut up, trying desperately to erase the search history, and sending his dad a thoroughly embarrassing text message about google's tragic misunderstanding.

TLDR: I failed to stop my partner for accidentally asking his dad's google home to pull up a porn website, all because it shares a name with a goddamn fishing lure.

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