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TIFU by accidentally paying for a prostitute

This happened a few hours ago and I had no one to tell but a bunch of strangers on the internet.

So I am travelling and my flight was overbooked so I had to spend the night and following day in a country I don't know. I then decided to take a walk just to see my surroundings and one of the hotel workers who was getting off work recognized me and we got to chatting. He was really nice and offered to show me around the city. We toured and toured and I was very happy( beautiful city)

He then says he knows one spot where we can get a coffee and chat with locals, all that good stuff and I say "why not?". So we get to the spot and it's just as expected beautiful women, music and drinks. We are welcomed with smiles and handshakes, I felt like royalty. One by one these women are coming to me, introducing themselves to me and we have a quick chat. I even danced with them, it was a blast. All the while this is going down I'm thinking to myself(They are only this nice to me because they want money from me).

Here comes the FU. One of them asks me to buy them drinks and I obliged and everyone is having a good time until the bill comes. It was way more expensive than I had thought but luckily the guy I was with helped me pay some of it. So we settled the bill and one of the ladies comes to me and says "You have to pick one". I politely declined and she then said because I paid for the drinks I can pick one, I tried to refuse but she just kept on insisting until I was forced to say yes. I made my pick( I know, eww) and went to the room.

She opens up the room, tells me to get undressed, hands me a condom and we get to it. When I finished I got dressed and handed her a tip . It just felt so wrong because for me sex has to have emotion and passion but that was just a transaction, even right now I feel dirty and I also feel bad for those girls because some are students and this is their way of sustenance.

TL;DR: I was stuck in a random city, made a friend who took me to a brothel in disguise. Paid for a drink but in fact I was paying for a prostitute.

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