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TIFU by being clueless when girls flirt with me.

Not today but many years ago. I’ve always been a bit clueless and think that most girls wouldn’t want to flirt with me and I’m sure over the years I have missed some good opportunities.

This one incident happened when I was a teenager. I was active in my churches youth group and I would drive other kids around and take them home etc. for a few months there was this girl with red hair that I thought was cute but didn’t think anything would happen, I hadn’t had any serious girlfriends yet. She would always hang out around me and would always try to get me to take her home and ride in my truck with me. I drove a manual transmission truck with a bench seat and somehow she always ended up sitting next to me so I’d have to reach between her legs to shift the truck. She’d let me rest her hand on her knee and just generally sat as close to me as she could.

One night she was the last person I had to drop off and we just generally chatted and at her house we got out of my truck and were just talking. She then said, this may sound weird but I have a favor to ask, can I kiss you? I want to practice kissing so I can be good at it.

I was like, sure that’s sounds fine. So she leans in and we kissed for a bit, it was really nice I very much enjoyed it. Then she backs up and I was like wow… so I said something like, you are really good at kissing and definitely don’t need to practice. Then I was like well it’s getting late and basically changed the subject and was like it’s getting late I hope you have a good day at school tomorrow, chatted for a few more seconds then left.

It wasn’t until I was in my 40’s that I remembered that and told that to someone and she was like, you idiot she was totally into you and wanted more!!! That’s when it clicked, I was so clueless I missed a perfect opportunity! As I get close to 50 I wonder just how many women have flirted with me and tried to get with me and I’ve just been clueless.

TL;dr I am a clueless and was a clueless teenager who has missed opportunities with girls flirting with me and even had a girl ask me to kiss her for “practice” and I took her literally and kissed her and didn’t realize she wanted more.

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