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TIFU by bringing a dildo to a concert (NSFW)

HI GUYS ok so this is actually so embarrassing I literally can’t even believe this happened to me 😭. For reference I am an 18 y/o female who still lives in the same household as my mom and little sister. (I also share a room with my sister) Sooo you know gotta find a place to hide something like a toy. WELL my dumbass decided it was a good idea to hide said toy in my favorite purse. (It’s huge and has a bunch of pockets. Perfect right?) That’s what I thought..anyways my sister wanted to go see a concert for her birthday and naturally without a second thought I bring my favorite purse. Turns out that they are freaking CHECKING BAGS AT THE FRONT. Idk why I didn’t relate this like i’m so stupid. So naturally I’m mentally freaking out by now like wtf am I gonna do when they pull a fucking dildo out my bag in front of my mom, sister and other people attending the concert??? So I turn to my mom and I’m like “I’m gonna go out my purse in the car” and she’s like “No the line is huge just bring it” (I’m panicking even more now cus the line is moving super fast) So I try to convince her to let me go back and I’ll be quick and right as I’m walking away ofc she calls me back to the line. Atp I am actually about to self destruct. But THANK GOD there was a person there willing to help she said she’d take my bag to the security office and we got it after the show. Maybe the world was on my side?? But i’m still extremely embarrassed about this..sorry for crazed rant lmao.

TL;DR I brought a didlo to a concert by accident and somehow my bag was not searched in front of my mom and little sister

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