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TIFU by letting out a SBD in the room alone with my crush

I'm trying to figure out how to find a way to change my name and move countries before my shift tomorrow. I was in the back organizing some things, and it was a fairly chill day today so we were the only ones working back there. We talk to each other quite a bit but we both like to listen to music so she had earbuds in and so did I. My morning coffee fucked up my stomach a bit this morning since I forgot to pack my lactaid, and I wasnt going to waste a 5 dollar cup of coffee by not drinking it. It probably also didn't help that I wasn't able to take a shit this morning. Originally I was holding it in, but I got a little too into listening to the music and forgot she was in there with me. I ended up easing the fart out and it was silent (or silent enough idk we were wearing headphones). It had to be one of the longest farts i've ever laid, I started smelling it before it even finished. This shit was so hot pants actually felt warm.

Then it hits me that my crush is still in the room with me. I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed in my life. She literally stopped what she was doing, turned to look at me and was like "ew did you fart??" and kept talking about how bad it was. There was literally no denying it since it was just us so I just kind of apologized. She left saying she's going to take her break and to text her when the room airs out. I definitely ruined my chances with her

TL:DR I farted forgetting that my crush was in the room

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